Candidates and Cars

As a semi-Michigander I feel compelled to draw some rather bizarre comparisons between presidential candidates and cars - here goes:

both spend millions of dollars to sell us on their brands

both require large and glitzy "shows" to strut their stuff

some are concepts and some are really for sale

both use fruit analogies for dealing with their extreme transgressions - LEMON laws and imPEACHment

you can lease both of them for 4 years and then decide whether you want to turn them in

both usually look really tired after 8 years

Blogitate this and maybe you can add some more to the list